Consider this the most successful egg drop experiment in history.
The Ball Bag: Where conventional boxers bunch up and squeeze around your acorns like a particularly sadistic python, ours were ingeniously designed to give your balls breathing room and support.
-Ridiculously Soft and Breathable Material: we’ve been able to create moisture-wicking boxers that vent heat from your chestnuts to keep them from roasting. -
Wedgie-Free Design: No more ducking around corners to tug out your knotted underwear like a psycho.
-Anti-Noodling Waistband: Engineered to avoid this awkward fate thanks to a soft and highly flexible waistband that remembers your measurements like a tailoring savant.
No Itching: Even a millimeter of raised or poorly placed stitching can painfully score your sack like a Brillo pad. Thanks to our durable, no-itch flatlock stitching, you won’t ever have to worry about that.
Runs slightly small.
Made in United States of America